Actual Colonel Bruce quote (from his days in the Hampton Grease Band): 

“See, our main ambition in life aside from growing a bosom on top of our heads is to die on stage and when we die on stage that will be when we ultimately reach Grease. People are scared of us around here and they don’t let us play much. What they’re really afraid of is that, if they listen, they’ll find out that they’re really as much of what we’re playing about as we are. We try to be as honest as possible. It’s complete sincerity. There’s no put-on, no stage act.”

Music to Eat: Music to Eat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGeCjg6hu7U&list=PLdg7xzoBx2kmpNnXkKHz7ESTuuEHs9QLX

From Wikipedia:

As a member of the Hampton Grease Band, Bruce Hampton helped record the 1971 album Music to Eat. 

Music to Eat is the only album ever produced by avant garde rock band Hampton Grease Band. It was released in 1971. The album is a double album, which is apocryphally said to have been the second-lowest selling album in Columbia’s history, second only to a yoga instructional record. This record compares with the likes of Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention, and Pere Ubu.